For those of you unaware, The Wife Hates Sports is building its own custom dictionary of terms that help describe life in sports with “the wife”… in some cases, a significant other that loves sports, but mostly one that’s not a big fan of sports.

Hence… The Wife Hates Sports.

This is an ongoing dictionary of terms that can be found here, or via the button at the top header of the site (titled “The Wifetionary”).

As mentioned on the page, I would like to encourage you to feel free to pitch in your own terminology.  If your term is acceptable by management (a.k.a. me), then it will be added to “The Wifetionary” with a credit.

Recently, two NEW terms have been added, titled “Mylanta Momma” and “Fertile Attraction”.  To find out what these terms mean, feel free to visit our site dictionary.

For a quick hint as to each term’s meaning: one involves a particular female’s interaction at a live sporting event and the other involves the wife and her obsession with particular sports athletes.

In particular, some of you may recall this little event involving Tom Brady:

Thanks as always for reading The Wife Hates Sports!

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