For those of you unaware, The Wife Hates Sports is building its own custom dictionary of terms simply known as the “Wifetionary”. It is built to help describe life in sports with the WIFE… specifically one that’s not a big fan of sports.
Hence… The Wife Hates Sports.
This is an ongoing dictionary of terms that can be found here, or via the site’s main menu.
As mentioned on the page, I would like to encourage you to pitch in your own terminology. If your term is acceptable by management (a.k.a. me), then it will be added to “The Wifetionary” with a credit.
Recently, two NEW terms have been added, titled “Mylanta Momma” and “Fertile Attraction”. To find out what these terms mean, feel free to visit our site dictionary.
In fact, don’t feel free… just do it!
For a quick hint as to each term’s meaning: one involves a particular female’s interaction at a live sporting event and the other involves the WIFE and her obsession with particular sports athletes.
In particular, some of you may recall this little event involving Tom Brady:
How many women seek out the Patriots game just to see Brady on the sideline? I’m willing to bet that it’s more than one would think.
Either way, thanks as always for reading The Wife Hates Sports!