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Top 10 Ways LOST Fans Can Annoy Their Co-Workers During LOST Series Finale Week

By |2018-10-29T15:49:18+00:00May 18th, 2010|8 Comments

Here at The Wife Hates Sports, we are huge fans of the show LOST – for its creativity, unpredictability, character development and more.

Therefore, as the series finale to the ABC hit show arrives – the interest in the show and its secrets are likely reaching a boiling point – to the point where maybe, just maybe… it’s getting annoying for some, as the fanatics are salivating and chiming in on every last detail.

So that placed me in a boat where I felt the need to brainstorm the top ways in which a LOST fanatic could annoy his/her co-workers in the office.  Call it an attempt at humor…


Top 10 Ways to Annoy Your Co-Workers During LOST Series Finale Week

10. When giving out an assignment or asking a question to a co-worker, start the conversation with the line, “Jacob has chosen you as a candidate”


9. For any male wearing dark colors in the office, refer to him as “The Man in Black”


8. Give everyone a solution to a problem in an important meeting, but follow it up by saying that it’s “not what you recommended in the flash sideways meeting”


7. Speak in an accent and call everyone at work “brotha”


6. During an important meeting in the boardroom, press your face against the glass, slamming your hand up against it – revealing the message “Not Penny’s Boat”


5. Rename all the company conference rooms after DHARMAhot-evangeline-lilly-kate-on-lost stations


4. Set off the fire alarm and frantically run screaming, “The Smoke Monster is here, the Smoke Monster is here!!”


3. Ask anyone and everyone if they’ve heard the latest song by Driveshaft


2. Refer to your company’s competitors as “The Others”


1. Tell your boss you can’t attend that important staff meeting because you have to type six numbers into your computer every 108 minutes


If you’re a LOST fan, enjoy the finale on May 23rd and I invite you to drop by The Wife Hates Sports to chat about the show once it’s over with. [/fusion_builder_column][/fusion_builder_row][/fusion_builder_container]

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  1. Chris Humpherys June 7, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    I’m guessing both PSU and UF will lose at Bama this season.

    The question is which team will put up more than a fight.

  2. tophatal June 6, 2010 at 9:52 PM


    You also need to check out HBO’s True Blood. Terrific show and great ensemble cast and acting.

    Also try AMC’s Breaking Bad .


  3. admin June 6, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    I have heard great things about Mad Men, but never checked it out before…
    Yeah I was pretty hooked on Lost, so there was no way I was missing the rest of it and how it all ended.

    Oh those Gators… dude, before we know it… football will be starting up again. Only a few months to go. Thoughts on PSU at ‘Bama this year in the second week of the season?

  4. Chris Humpherys May 22, 2010 at 10:17 AM

    I take my sports seriously, but not that seriously.

    Besides, it’s not like it’s Gator football season.

  5. admin May 20, 2010 at 8:15 AM


    Ha ha, I know… I turned the Magic and C’s on right after Lost was over with… kind of a frustrating series so far, expected better games. I had a feeling this was going to happen to be honest… though the complete choke by Redick and Carter in Game 2 was pretty bad.

  6. admin May 20, 2010 at 8:13 AM

    AMY —

    Thanks! Honestly, I bet Rev (Chris) would do it… he’s just a little left of crazy…

  7. Chris Humpherys May 19, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    Dude, I’m never seen one episode. Although it certainly appears I should have been watching that instead of tuning in to see my Magic get punked.


  8. Amy May 19, 2010 at 7:27 AM

    Haha, too funny Kev! Ok, so who wants to be the one brave enough to set off the fire alarm?

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