The Sports Oscars: Handing Out Academy Awards in Sports
Published By Kevin Paul On Sunday, March 7th 2010. Under Celebrities, College Basketball, College Football, Humor, Kevin Paul, MLB, Movies, NBA, NCAA, NFL, NHL, Summer Blockbusters, The Wife Hates Sports Tags: 82nd Annual Academy Awards, Alexander Ovechkin, Awards, Brett Favre, Bruce Pearl, Buzz Williams, Buzz Williams Dance, Charles Barkley, College Football, Dwayne Wade, Dwayne Wade dunk over Varejao, Indianapolis Colts, Los Angeles Lakers, Louisville, Miami Heat, NBA, New Orleans Saints, New York Yankees, NFL, NHL, Oscars, Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning United Way, Randy Edsall, Rick Pitino, Sean Payton, Sports Awards, Sports Oscars, tennessee, Washington Capitals
Unless you’re living in a bubble – you’re aware that the 82nd Annual Academy Awards are here – with Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin hosting this year’s event.
The Wife Hates Sports tackled the Oscars already with predictions on the major awards – and now it’s time for the sports spin – ... Read More
The 7 Best Dances in Recent Sports and Entertainment History
Published By Kevin Paul On Tuesday, March 2nd 2010. Under Celebrities, Features, Humor, Kevin Paul, Movies, Sexy Seven, Television, The Wife Hates Sports Tags: Best Dance, Carlton Dance, Chicago Bears, Cincinnati Bengals, Dancing with the Stars, Dirty Bird, Elaine Benes, Entertainment, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Funky Chicken, Funniest Dance, Ickey Shuffle, Ickey Woods, Jamal Anderson, Jim McMahon, Merton Hanks, Movies, Napoleon Dynamite, NFL, San Francisco 49ers, Seinfeld, Sports, Super Bowl Shuffle, Television, Touchdown Celebrations, Touchdown Dances
The entertainment world was buzzing recently after the latest Dancing with the Stars list was announced – a list including sideline ESPN beauty Erin Andrews and boisterous, outgoing Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco.
In the spirit of this announcement, The Wife Hates Sports decided (OK, well... I did) to piece ... Read More
TWHS Caption Challenge: Ice Dancing in the Winter Olympics
Published By Kevin Paul On Monday, February 22nd 2010. Under Features, Humor, Kevin Paul, TWHS Caption Challenge, The Wife Hates Sports Tags: 2010 Winter Olympics, Caption Challenge, Funny Image, Ice Dancing, Maxim Shabalin, Oksana Domnina, Vancouver
It's time for another Caption Challenge here at The Wife Hates Sports - so put your creative hat on and start brainstorming some quoted goodness.
This week, we will continue to focus on the 2010 Winter Olympics, because - after all - they only come around every four years.
As we mentioned ... Read More
KP: Sportswriter, QA Engineer… Curling Champion?
Published By Kevin Paul On Saturday, February 20th 2010. Under Humor, Kevin Paul, The Wife Hates Sports Tags: 2010 Winter Olympics, Curling, Haavard Vad Petersson, Look-A-Likes, Norway, Norwegian Curling Pants, Plaid Pants, Vancouver, Zubaz
An inquiry was recently dropped in my direction - that perhaps I was living a secret life as a curling legend from Norway.
It's true that in the mutt-like state of me, I am part-Norwegian - but on top of everything else I do, have I been taking overnight flights to ... Read More
TWHS Caption Challenge: 2010 Winter Olympics Are Underway
Published By Kevin Paul On Monday, February 15th 2010. Under Features, Humor, Kevin Paul, TWHS Caption Challenge Tags: 2010 Winter Olympics, Canada, Caption Challenge, Features, Funny Image, Vancouver
Last week, the TWHS Caption Challenge made its debut - and faired quite well, we might add.
We here at TWHS have decided to make it a weekly thing - and again, going forward, we're working on ways to make this into some kind of a contest. For now, let's just ... Read More
‘Baseball IS All of This and More’ – A Poem
Published By Kevin Paul On Tuesday, February 9th 2010. Under Humor, Kevin Paul, MLB Tags: Baseball Is, Boston Red Sox, Cal Ripken, Chuck Knoblauch, Jeffrey Maier, Jimmy Rollins, Michael Jordan, MLB, New York Yankees, Poem, Rickey Henderson, Shoeless Joe Jackson, Steve Bartman, Victor Rojas
Baseball IS…
The Sox versus the Yanks,
And pie-in-the-face pranks.
It’s a few dogs and a few beers,
It’s a few boos and a few cheers.
It’s controversy left by steroids and “juice”,
It’s mound intimidation from Randy and Goose.
It’s a guy named Cal who never wanted to sit,
And a transfer named MJ who could barely ... Read More






