Do you have a friend that has likely had his man card revoked not once, but on numerous occasions? Chances are, you have more than one buddy like that.
Let’s face it, quite often, THE WIFE runs the show in the household, controlling the calendar, the plans and she will often get a “girls night” more than you will get a night away with beers and buds.
But here’s the thing, there are ways to go ahead and give her those nights, all the while being able to get some of your own – and at TWHS, it will simply be known as the art of “piggybacking”.
Perfecting it will be the challenge.
When THE WIFE is in the picture, as everyone knows, your social circles begin to overlap and mesh into one group, with certain parties on either side being the insiders more than others.
It’s simple – pick and choose your boys that you not only enjoy to spend time with, but also are the ones that can get out regularly enough. Then, find ways to arrange the events to piggyback off of. Take the following examples and pointers:
- BUTTER HER UP: Do a few extra chores, see that she’s stressed and encourage her to go out and take a night away, but make sure it’s with the wives of your buds.
- DO YOUR HOMEWORK: Take note of the friends that she hasn’t seen in a while. It shouldn’t be hard, considering the social network you are intertwined in. If you haven’t seen “Good Buddy X” in a while, it’s a good bet that she also hasn’t hung out with “Gal Pal Y”, either.
- STRATEGIZE AND PLAN AHEAD: The key is keeping a close eye on the calendar early. Guys, if you want to get out and watch the Final Four, The Masters, or the NBA Finals, you need to find ways for her to have her plans in the same window.
- PRE-PLANNING IS KEY: When THE WIFE has given you notice of a potential girls night, incorporate your buddies, so that they can plan accordingly, especially those that have kids (and may need to get a sitter).
- BUTTER HER UP PART II: Compliment her whenever you can, but mean it and give it straight from the heart. For example, “Hey, that Kate Upton, she sure has got nothin’ on you, honey”, is likely a line that will not work, especially if you’re drooling over the SI swimsuit issue at the time.
Getting a night away is healthy for your relationship. It’s not a knock on how you feel about each other, and fortunately, THE WIFE and I are personally in a solid position of compromise.
But if you’re not, perhaps you can perfect the art of “piggybacking” – in whichever way you can – so that she can get a night away from sports.
After all, absence makes the heart grow fonder. You’ll appreciate each other more the next day, sharing a moment or some fun and amusing stories from the night before.
Piggybacking – The art in which the male species anticipates a future GIRLS NIGHT out, then formulates a plan with his circle of friends, to ensure that the significant others of THE WIFE’S friends are able to get out and participate in a GUYS NIGHT on the same day.