Hazing NFL rookies may just be as American as apple pie – or for all we know it may just involve a large quantity of pie filling. But Tim Tebow? That would never happen, would it?
The NFL hazing stories didn’t regularly hit the sports headlines until this season, specifically when Dallas Cowboys rookie WR Dez Bryant refused to carry Roy Williams’ pads a few weeks ago.
Now, rookies that are victims of hazing pop up regularly. As in, faster than Albert Haynesworth can complete his conditioning test. A lot faster, actually.
That includes “The Chosen One”, himself.
Yes, even Tim Tebow is a victim of hazing.
Let’s just say that the former Florida Gators star and first round draft pick by the Denver Broncos took his rookie hazing in stride… or so it appears.
http://twitpic.com/2ckyyv – Look at tebow new hair style lmao… Loks good ROOK!!!!!!!!
Let’s just say that the kids of the world won’t be rushing out to the local barber (or stylist) requesting “The Tebow”.
But enough of the chatter about it… just took a look for yourself – if you haven’t seen it already.
Come to think of it, Tebow looks somewhat like Joe Pesci’s character in Home Alone. A blowtorch to the head will do that to a hairline.
Actually, an even better flick comes to mind…
“If this gets dented, then my hair just ain’t gonna look right.” – Eddie (National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation)
You serious, Clark?
Yes, we are.