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New “Wifetionary” Terms: Gorgonzola and The Onion Peeler

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For those of you unaware, The Wife Hates Sports is building its own custom dictionary of terms simply known as the “Wifetionary”.   It is built to help describe life in sports with the WIFE… specifically one that’s not a big fan of sports.

This is an ongoing dictionary of terms that can be found here, or via the site’s main menu.

As mentioned on the page, I encourage you to feel free to pitch in and create your own terminology.  If your term is acceptable by management (a.k.a. me), then it will be added to “The Wifetionary” with a credit.

So, check out the TWHS custom dictionary and see if you can relate to any of the terms.  We would love to hear if you share in similar experiences!

Also, this is a notification that recently, two NEW terms have been added, titled “Gorgonzola” and “The Onion Peeler”.  To find out what these terms mean, feel free to visit our site dictionary.

But before you do, I’ll give you a quick hint.  One of the terms involves Gonzaga basketball and the other involves “ball busting” of some kind.

Yeah, I think you may know where I’m going with them.


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Kevin Paul is the creator of The Wife Hates Sports, a freelance sportswriter, full-time QA manager, part-time craft beer tester and full-time Dad. Oh and yes, it REALLY is true, the WIFE does HATE sports. Maybe we men need to create a support group.


  1. admin March 21, 2010 at 9:05 AM


    Ha ha… it’s basically the same line I get… but the questions are just so out there, they are unanswerable. Yet she doesn’t think so. There were a few on Friday night and I couldn’t remember what they were yesterday… wanted to include them into the post. If any come up, I’ll definitely have to add them in here at some point. You should do the same, man!!

  2. Downtstairs Joe March 21, 2010 at 7:38 AM

    Funny you add the onion peeler now. Ive had this happen a couple of times in the last couple of days. here’s the exact quote “I thought you were an expert on all sports? How come when ever I have a question most of the time you cant answer them?”

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