“It’s Official: Tiger Woods Announces Return to Golf”

It looks like we’ll be seeing Tiger in Augusta come April.  Ugh.  I’m honestly disappointed. The man is worth a gazillion dollars, so he most certainly does not need the money.

Rumor has it he’s “100% focused on his family and rebuilding a relationship with his wife”.  Hmm. Well, if that really were true, wouldn’t you think he’d actually make that his priority?  Why put yourself back in the spotlight of a major televised event so soon?

KILDARE, IRELAND - SEPTEMBER 21: Tiger Woods and his wife Elin look on during the Opening Ceremony of the 2006 Ryder Cup at The K Club on September 21, 2006 in Straffan, Co. Kildare, Ireland. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

I’ll tell you why.  He’s greedy, selfish and too worried about his image.  A few months of therapy and a staged public apology aren’t going to cut it just yet.  While I am somewhat intrigued to see how the fans and fellow golfers will react to his presence, I’m sure that too will be contrived.  I can only imagine the rules and regulations Tiger’s ‘handlers’ will enforce.

So the next question is, do we think Elin will also be in Augusta supporting her cheating husband?  Personally, I hope she chooses to stay home.  He should be so lucky if she even watches on TV.

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