The headline reads: “It’s Official: Tiger Woods Announces Return to Golf”
It looks like we’ll be seeing Tiger in Augusta come April. Ugh! I’m honestly disappointed. The man is worth a gazillion dollars, so he most certainly does not need the money.
Rumor has it he’s “100% focused on his family and rebuilding a relationship with his wife”. Hmm. Well, if that really were true, wouldn’t you think he’d actually make that his priority? Why put yourself back in the spotlight of a major televised event so soon?
I’ll tell you why. He’s greedy, selfish and too worried about his image. A few months of therapy and a staged public apology aren’t going to cut it just yet. While I am somewhat intrigued to see how the fans and fellow golfers will react to his presence, I’m sure that too will be contrived. I can only imagine the rules and regulations Tiger’s ‘handlers’ will enforce.
So the next question is, do we think Elin will also be in Augusta supporting her cheating husband? Personally, I hope she chooses to stay home. He should be so lucky if she even watches on TV.
– THE WIFE
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