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20 Rejected Candy Heart Phrases in Sports and Marriage

By |2018-11-06T22:42:03+00:00February 12th, 2011|4 Comments

With another Valentine’s Day upon us, the stores are caked in pink and red, while bags and bags of candy get stocked on the shelves – most commonly those cheesy Sweethearts Conversation hearts that feature mushy phrases such as “Be Mine”, “Kiss Me” and “My Love”.

Somewhere behind the scenes, a panel of people came up with each ooey, gooey phrase, which means – at some point – there were also phrases that didn’t make the cut.

Take the following rejected candy heart phrases, with ties to both the sports world and to marriage.  Trust me, this batch wouldn’t even sell at a dollar store.


Rejected Conversation Heart Phrases in Sports and Marriage

Be My Ben Roethlisbergerhusband-wife-humor

Dishes Don’t Wash Themselves

Text Me Like Favre

Your Turn to Take Out Garbage

I’m “Sanchez Legal”

Grab Me a Beer?

Not Tonight, Have Headache

Not Now, The Game Is On

That Time of The Month

Beer Goggles

The Ryan Leaf of Lovemaking


Pedro may have called the Yankees his Daddy, but that doesn’t mean it would work on a conversation heart (NY Post)

Act Like Haynesworth

Hands Off the Clicker

Taking My Talents To…


Sleeping On Couch

Yes, Dear

Pedro Is My Daddy

Cromartie Is My Daddy


Happy “Hallmark Day” from The Wife Hates Sports


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  1. admin February 19, 2011 at 12:20 PM


    Will do, man. I’ll do my best to show up… going to be away for part of the day, so it all depends when I’m able to get back.

    Also sent you an email with more podcast stuff, plus timeframe question, so let me know your thoughts…

  2. Chris Humpherys February 18, 2011 at 12:14 AM

    Tentatively planning a live podcast for the NBA All-Star Game Sunday. Let’s plan on chatting about us being radio-logically famous then.

    Tell all your friends.

    P.S., it was 80 degrees in Tampa today.

  3. admin February 17, 2011 at 3:40 PM


    Ha ha, nice. Would have been a perfect random discussion for the podcast. Podcast… what a concept. Dude, I’ll set up that account tonight, hit me back if you can chat this weekend on it.

  4. Chris Humpherys February 16, 2011 at 2:41 AM

    The Ryan Leaf of Lovemaking. Nice!

    Dude, how perfect is it that Haynesworth was recently accused of a sexual assault by a waitress.

    Kid weigh over 300 pounds. Where else would he be hanging out?

    Maybe he just had a moment and thought she was a chicken wing.

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