In honor of Halloween, I’ve come up with a list of lazy Halloween costumes that can be easily put together for the sports stars of the world.

Why are they lazy?

Well, plain and simple, they look like them.  We are talking some major celebrity-to-celebrity doppelgangers, here.  Therefore, each individual can be lazy and basically go as themselves—er…the other celebrity that they look like.

Never mind, you get the idea.

Without further ado, I give you…

Lazy Halloween Costumes for Sports Stars: 2009 Edition*

Rich Rodriguez (Head Coach, Michigan) as Pete Rose (Retired Baseball Player – Avid Gambler)


Rex Ryan (Head Coach, New York Jets) as Ron White (Comedian)


Kyle Orton (Quarterback, Denver Broncos) as Dave Grohl (Lead Singer, Foo Fighters)


Bill Cowher (Former Head Coach / NFL Analyst) as Mr. Spacely (The Jetsons)


Tom Coughlin (Head Coach, New York Giants) as William Devane (Actor)


Sam Bradford (Quarterback, Oklahoma) as Nick Jonas (Musician)


Tim Tebow (Quarterback, Florida) as Brendan Fraser (Actor)


Brad Childress (Head Coach, Minnesota Vikings) as Ned Flanders (The Simpsons)

Eric Gagne (Relief Pitcher, Milwaukee Brewers) as Seth Rogan (Actor)

Martin Gramatica (NFL Kicker) as Gazoo (The Flintstones)

The Stanford Tree (Mascot) as Pizza the Hut (Spaceballs)

Joe Paterno (Head Coach, Penn State) as Joe Pesci (Actor)

Craig Stadler (PGA Tour Golfer) as Wilford Brimley (Actor)

Stan Van Gundy (Head Coach, Orlando Magic) as Ron Jeremy (Adult Film Star)

Pat Riley (Team President, Miami Heat) as Ted Danson (Actor)

Jason Campbell (Quarterback, Washington Redskins) as Lionel Richie (Musician)

Marv Levy (Former NFL Head Coach, Buffalo Bills) as Jason Robards (Late Actor)

Bill Belichick (Head Coach, New England Patriots) as Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN from The Wife Hates Sports and thank you for reading!

* Includes a handful of new look-a-likes and a few old ones (from the ’07 & ’08 editions)