The latest edition of Throwing Tomatoes covers a smorgasbord of sports topics, from hot dogs and Major League Eating, to NBA free agency, to the World Cup and more.
So as the headlines continue to get generated, more stories of sports frustration emerge. Don’t sweat it, The Wife Hates Sports has them covered – in lycopene, that is.
Throwing Tomatoes: July 5, 2010
…for biting off more than he can chew.
The Coney Island Fourth of July hot dog contest has become a bizarre, yet famous event – featuring two headlining Major League eaters in Takeru Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut.
Well, except for this year, when Kobayashi wanted more freedom, and therefore refused to sign a new deal with Major League Eating. He still showed up to the event, and after chants from the crowd to let him participate, Kobayashi rushed the stage – and after refusing to be removed, he was arrested and spent a night in jail.
What a wiener.
The former Oakland Raiders top pick is at it again.
JaMarcus Russell has been arrested for being in possession of a controlled substance – specifically codeine syrup.
With months of speculation as to whether Russell will catch on with another NFL team, it’s safe to say that a playbook will not be the type of book that gets thrown at him.
… for ignoring Stephen Strasburg as an NL All-Star representative.
Leaving Joey Votto off the original list of NL All-Stars is a crime. Still, the most talked about omission is easily Washington rookie Stephen Strasburg, who was a topic for discussion heading into the voting’s final days.
I understand the argument that others should get a shot over a kid who has six starts under his belt. At least, I understood that a few years ago – when the All-Star Game was an exhibition that meant nothing.
Now it means home field advantage in the World Series. Therefore, Strasburg’s 2.45 ERA and 53 K’s in 36 2/3 innings is that much more valuable – and All-Star worthy.
…for signing Joe Johnson to a max deal.
So I’m thinking that perhaps the Atlanta Hawks felt they had to sign Johnson to a max deal – so that they could keep the star in town, and they thought they likely couldn’t attract two other stars with the same kind of money.
But still, even though Johnson clarified his nasty comments to Atlanta fans – saying that he did love it in Atlanta – it’s possible that the locals are still not pleased with this signing, especially the way he and the Hawks showed up in the playoffs.
Who knows, but from this point of view – Johnson has a lot to prove to earn the Benjamins that are being placed in front of him.
…for “pulling a Brett Favre”.
Listen, I’m all for LeBron taking his time when making such a major decision in his career – Ireally am.
But what I’m not a fan of is James going in the direction of Brett Favre – and leading everyone along a stretch of indecision – albeit in its early stages.
First, he states that he will decide before the holiday weekend is over with. Now, James has gone on to say that he’ll decide by July 8th – the official day that NBA teams can finalize contracts with players.
C’mon, King – just tell the media (and the world) that you’re weighing your options and don’t place a date on it. If you keep tossing out dates, you’ll be starring in a Sears commercial with Brett Favre himself.
…for not showing up to the World Cup.
There are a number of teams and players that have not lived up to their potential in this year’s World Cup – but none is more glaring than Spain’s Fernando Torres – who not only hasn’t scored a goal in the World Cup, but spanning across five games (four started), Torres only has two shots on goal.
His lack of production is alarming. It’s so alarming that Spain has actually considered benching him in the semifinal match versus Germany.
…for creating t-shirts regarding the Braden-Rodriguez incident from a few months ago.
For starters, does everyone even recall the incident back on April 22nd? Oakland starter Dallas Braden got into a verbal spat with New York’s Alex Rodriguez, all after A-Rod chose to childishly walk over Braden’s pitching mound.
Now, as reported by Andrew Merchand of ESPNNewYork.com, the A’s haven’t let go – and plan to try and make a buck off the incident, selling t-shirts that simply state, “Get Off My Mound.”
Geez Louise, are the A’s still selling “Bash Brothers” shirts, too?
C’mon, Oakland – no one cares about this incident anymore… they barely did to begin with.
This has been Throwing Tomatoes, where we take our dogs with extra ketchup.