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Top Names for the LSU Beer, Plus A Fantastic LSU-Themed Beer Pong Table (Humor)

“He was a wise man who invented beer.” – Plato

Chalk up another victory for the Southeastern Conference, at least – in the eyes of many – as an announcement was made recently that Louisiana State University is set to have its own beer starting in the fall.

As described in an article by Melinda Deslatte of the Associated Press:

“The LSU-licensed blond ale, produced by Baton Rouge-based Tim Roof Brewing Co., will be offered on draught and in cans and will be tied into a food science training program to teach students about fermentation.”

It certainly makes one wonder how many undergrad undecideds will flock to the Tigers’ food science program during the upcoming fall semester.  Here’s betting a six-pack that the total tally will be fairly significant.

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LSU will brand its own beer this fall

While the beer is set to premiere in time for the upcoming college football season – which, for those that don’t know, is huge at LSU – there is still no name prepared for the school’s suds.

The article went on to say that it will not be called ‘LSU Beer’ and that the eye of the tiger will not be used.

Clearly, It sounds like these gents could use some help.

 

Note: No beer was consumed during the creation of this post, but maybe it should have been.

Top Names for the LSU Beer (Some Serious, Most Not)

Bayou Bengal Beer – The more folks have, the more challenging it gets to pronounce it.

 

Tin Roof Saturday – A play on words with the ice cream flavor, while mixing in the brewing company that’s assisting, plus the day on which LSU games are played.

Mike’s Milk – Named after the Tigers’ mascot

Death Valley IPA – OK, fine, it’s a serious one with little explanation – forgive me.

 

Rouge Les Guy Ale – This Les Miles – Baton Rouge mix is not to be confused with Rogue Dead Guy Ale – OK, fine it was meant to be confused with it.

Golden Boot Ale – Named after the rivalry with Arkansas, folks can start a tradition by drinking the brew out of what else, but a golden boot.

 

“Baton Down The Hatch” – Another play on words, with the brewing company’s location, plus the general concept of what most of us want to do with a beer.

Saban Light – A light beer that mocks Les Miles, and throws out a common jab that he won a national title with Nick Saban’s players

Geaux – Left open for interpretation, but it’s the French word that LSU folks use instead of the word “Go”.  “Need a beer? Geaux with one” – Yes, I’m for hire, LSU marketing folks.

Purple Stuff – Forget the gold-colored Sunny D and go with “Purple Stuff” – and that’s not to be confused with “Purple Drank”, JaMarcus.

Flava Flav Brew – Packed with flavor (or flava, however you want to put it) and featuring a giant clock that can help Les Miles with his little time management problem.

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KP votes for “Flava Flav” and his clock to be a part of LSU’s new beer name

What, you didn’t expect all of these names to be serious attempts, did you?

And now that I have likely challenged the tempers of the LSU faithful, I’ll attempt to regain some of it back by not only praising the school for introducing its own beer, but also recognizing its love, passion, creativity and appreciation for the game of beer pong:

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awmNE4IGN5g

Bravo, Tigers – I’m impressed.

Can anyone else in the SEC top that?  If so, I want to see or hear about it.

Feel free to chime in with LSU beer names of your own.

 

As always, thank you for drinking responsibly and supporting The Wife Hates Sports – especially through cheesy humor posts such as this one.

 

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  1. admin August 29, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    Kerry–

    That name certainly fits well with some of the ones I came up with in the post. Hey, as long as it’s cold, wet and tastes good, I’m not complaining!

  2. KerryGregoire August 19, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    I believe the new LSU BEER name should be “PURPLE And COLD”…. It has a great ring to it. It also sounds like the infamous “Purple and Gold” ring to it…. Any suggestions???

  3. admin July 24, 2011 at 3:02 PM

    REV–

    I can potentially do either or both, depending on timing. When you are free to touch base, get online and we can sort it out. It would definitely be a good thing to get the ball rolling again. I get that your’e busy, though…

    Later

  4. Chris Humpherys July 24, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    I’d like to start it up again. Let’s plan on next Sunday. Noon might be too early though.

    Unless you want to try something mid-week.

  5. admin July 24, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    REV–

    Hey, I have to leave some out there for the readers to gain confidence by chiming in with gems, right? RIGHT?

    Yeah, so anyway…

    Podcast?

  6. Chris Humpherys July 24, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    Come on, dude, really? This one’s a no-brainer.

    Bobby He-beer-t.

    You’re welcome.

  7. admin July 23, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    J-DUB–

    Especially for visiting fans… or maybe not.

  8. JW July 23, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    Of course, the slang name will be “Tiger Piss.”

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